Slice of life

this story has to do with a turkey. It tell you how you should cut the turkey. There are you ways two ways to look at this story. The first way is that the author has anger management problem. He does not know how to deal with his problem and it taking it out on the turkey. My second theory is that he really like Thanking Giving and the best part for him is to deal with the turkey. I think that is a little of both. She get to happy to deal with the turkey. I think he need to get a hobby that he like better or go to anger management what ever make him happy but do same thing.